I've heard about guys that go off the deep end,
Slap out of their minds, sometimes they dive in;
To whiskey and women, and all sorts of sinning
over a thing like a heartache
Well mine's broke but I won't go crazy,
I might move to an island,
or go mine some diamonds,
count to infinity twice,
grow me a big beard,
start quoting shakespeare,
take a crystal ball gypsy's advice,
yeah, anything to get over you baby,
but I won't go crazy
I could sit here, and think about you and him together,
beat myself up for what I could've done better,
go over your goodbye 'til it's burned in my brain,
get p***** off at sunshine, and curse at the rain
but why would I waste all my time
when I could see colorodo,
from a t-top El Dorodo,
and ride through the rockies all day,
or head down to key west,
and follow the footsteps,
of Buffet or old Hemingway
Slap out of their minds, sometimes they dive in;
To whiskey and women, and all sorts of sinning
over a thing like a heartache
Well mine's broke but I won't go crazy,
I might move to an island,
or go mine some diamonds,
count to infinity twice,
grow me a big beard,
start quoting shakespeare,
take a crystal ball gypsy's advice,
yeah, anything to get over you baby,
but I won't go crazy
I could sit here, and think about you and him together,
beat myself up for what I could've done better,
go over your goodbye 'til it's burned in my brain,
get p***** off at sunshine, and curse at the rain
but why would I waste all my time
when I could see colorodo,
from a t-top El Dorodo,
and ride through the rockies all day,
or head down to key west,
and follow the footsteps,
of Buffet or old Hemingway