You're a prep and that's a fact
originality you've always lacked
I can see right through your act
You're a preppy, a preppy
by any other name, you'd still be the same
Topsiders, alligators, Calvin Klein jeans
argyle socks you look real keen
that's not your life it's Pierre Cardin's
You're a preppy, preppy
you think your're real hot being who you're not
Of all the preppies I've been shown
I've seen something you've always known
underneath the argyles is a f****** clone
You're a preppy, preppy
you're so f****** lame, you all look the same
originality you've always lacked
I can see right through your act
You're a preppy, a preppy
by any other name, you'd still be the same
Topsiders, alligators, Calvin Klein jeans
argyle socks you look real keen
that's not your life it's Pierre Cardin's
You're a preppy, preppy
you think your're real hot being who you're not
Of all the preppies I've been shown
I've seen something you've always known
underneath the argyles is a f****** clone
You're a preppy, preppy
you're so f****** lame, you all look the same