If you get a big white lie
On your little black dress
A bit of soap and water
Clean up that mess
If you got a little green man
Hiding in your town
Put him in soap and water
See if he drowns
Everybody get squeaky clean
Squeaky clean
If you get a bluegrass stain
On your white-collar shirt
A little soap and water
Put your hands to work
If you get a bit of blue blood
On your snow white flag
A little soap and water
Gonna fix that rag
Everybody get squeaky clean
Squeaky clean
If you get a big blue streak
On your white picket fence
A little soap and water
Make it alright again
If you get a thin red line
In your little black book
A bit of soap and water
You'll be off the hook
Everybody get squeaky clean
Squeaky clean
Everybody get squeaky clean
Squeaky clean
On your little black dress
A bit of soap and water
Clean up that mess
If you got a little green man
Hiding in your town
Put him in soap and water
See if he drowns
Everybody get squeaky clean
Squeaky clean
If you get a bluegrass stain
On your white-collar shirt
A little soap and water
Put your hands to work
If you get a bit of blue blood
On your snow white flag
A little soap and water
Gonna fix that rag
Everybody get squeaky clean
Squeaky clean
If you get a big blue streak
On your white picket fence
A little soap and water
Make it alright again
If you get a thin red line
In your little black book
A bit of soap and water
You'll be off the hook
Everybody get squeaky clean
Squeaky clean
Everybody get squeaky clean
Squeaky clean