Stout Lyrics

I enter the pub and it stinks as a stable
But I'll take a seat there's one empty table
I'm looking for a barman I don't need to think
Hey get of your a** and get me a drink.
Chorus:
Stout f*****' stout I drink all night
And I don't care if it's wrong or right
Stout f*****' stout I drink all night
and early in the morning... I am dead drunk.
One, two, three, four, five empty bottles of stout
I'll drink fifteen more and then I will shout
I'll shout to the barmen I don't need to think
Hey get of your a** and get me more drink.

It's one of those days when nothing goes right
And my nose is bleeding 'cause I started a fight
I killed another bottle and I feel so sick
I'm going to puke then go back to drink.
Stout f*****' stout
Stout f*****' stout
f*****' stout
f*****' stout.