The stalker
Yeah, the stalker
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (repeat)
So I'm grippin' this old piece of s***, right
Here's this smoochie-poo at the stop light
How's about date?
2 tickets for the circus, pick ya up at 8
f*** no, you're loser
Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your a**
But I ain't naggin'
To the next light in my pink volkswagon
Oh, excuse me ho, I'm Violent J act like ya know
Violent J the country singer?
No, Violent J the southwest gangstaro
And the b**** was gone (awww)
And I followed her home (aaahhh!)
Cause I got it goin on (hooo!)
And I'm in the haugh (yup)
Parked in a spot good enough to hawk her
Things you do when you's a stalker
"So what happened?"
"Well I really don't like to talk
About it but he ruined my life
I mean he was everywhere, everywhere I went"
The stalker
I think that ditso likes me, yeah
She tells you to f*** off with such class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah go on and get that a**!
Well the stalker, stalks his target
Just happened to see her at the supermarket
Oh, hi, hey, that peanut b***er sucks
You would like Jiffy but it ain't got no nuts
Why don't ya try these
She ran away scared and I'm starin at her b*** cheeks
Cause I know she love me
She wanna tease and tease n rub and dub me
"Hello?"
"Hi, it's me"
"Hello?"
"You love me"
"Hello?"
"I love you"
"Hello? Hello?"
Biggitty-bi boo
I'm back in the stone brick house
Candle light dinner and some mexican chow,
Yo I know she gonna show up
Tick tock tick tock no luck
Peep through her window jack off in the backyard
Somebody pulled a jokers card
And you know when jokers caught ya
Things you do when you's a stalker
"Are you ok?"
"I don't know, because I know he'll be back he always comes back
I'll never be able to lead a normal life again" "It's okay"
The stalker
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to f*** off with such class
Said I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that a**!
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (hoochie coochie hoochie)
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie hoochie)
I've been honkin for about 2 weeks
And I ain't even got a f***** kiss on the cheek
She's with some f*** face
I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck brace
I've gotta just chill
She loves me lots and that's for real
That night I snuck in the back door
With a bucket of chicken and bottle of Faygo
Tip-toe tip-toe creepin cause I know my baby sleepin
Snuck in the bedroom looked through aaahhh!!
She stuck me in the eye with a broom
.....Pulled it out
Popped my eye back in and I can't find her
Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room
Ran through the bathroom, gotta take a doo
Now I stress, pullin out my hair
I think I heard that b**** upstairs
Up the steps, wicked clown, then I hear a clickin
sound
Honey is that you?
How's bout a kissie smoochie poo
Her daddy's gun to my nugget
Never liked the b**** anyway, f*** it
"What'd you do?"
"I tried run but he was always right there just ahead of me.
He would always catch me and hurt me"
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to f*** off with suck class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that a** (5x)
I also like to blow holes into the heads of rednecks
Yeah, the stalker
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (repeat)
So I'm grippin' this old piece of s***, right
Here's this smoochie-poo at the stop light
How's about date?
2 tickets for the circus, pick ya up at 8
f*** no, you're loser
Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your a**
But I ain't naggin'
To the next light in my pink volkswagon
Oh, excuse me ho, I'm Violent J act like ya know
Violent J the country singer?
No, Violent J the southwest gangstaro
And the b**** was gone (awww)
And I followed her home (aaahhh!)
Cause I got it goin on (hooo!)
And I'm in the haugh (yup)
Parked in a spot good enough to hawk her
Things you do when you's a stalker
"So what happened?"
"Well I really don't like to talk
About it but he ruined my life
I mean he was everywhere, everywhere I went"
The stalker
I think that ditso likes me, yeah
She tells you to f*** off with such class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah go on and get that a**!
Well the stalker, stalks his target
Just happened to see her at the supermarket
Oh, hi, hey, that peanut b***er sucks
You would like Jiffy but it ain't got no nuts
Why don't ya try these
She ran away scared and I'm starin at her b*** cheeks
Cause I know she love me
She wanna tease and tease n rub and dub me
"Hello?"
"Hi, it's me"
"Hello?"
"You love me"
"Hello?"
"I love you"
"Hello? Hello?"
Biggitty-bi boo
I'm back in the stone brick house
Candle light dinner and some mexican chow,
Yo I know she gonna show up
Tick tock tick tock no luck
Peep through her window jack off in the backyard
Somebody pulled a jokers card
And you know when jokers caught ya
Things you do when you's a stalker
"Are you ok?"
"I don't know, because I know he'll be back he always comes back
I'll never be able to lead a normal life again" "It's okay"
The stalker
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to f*** off with such class
Said I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that a**!
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (hoochie coochie hoochie)
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie hoochie)
I've been honkin for about 2 weeks
And I ain't even got a f***** kiss on the cheek
She's with some f*** face
I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck brace
I've gotta just chill
She loves me lots and that's for real
That night I snuck in the back door
With a bucket of chicken and bottle of Faygo
Tip-toe tip-toe creepin cause I know my baby sleepin
Snuck in the bedroom looked through aaahhh!!
She stuck me in the eye with a broom
.....Pulled it out
Popped my eye back in and I can't find her
Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room
Ran through the bathroom, gotta take a doo
Now I stress, pullin out my hair
I think I heard that b**** upstairs
Up the steps, wicked clown, then I hear a clickin
sound
Honey is that you?
How's bout a kissie smoochie poo
Her daddy's gun to my nugget
Never liked the b**** anyway, f*** it
"What'd you do?"
"I tried run but he was always right there just ahead of me.
He would always catch me and hurt me"
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to f*** off with suck class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that a** (5x)
I also like to blow holes into the heads of rednecks