Chirstmas
Check it out
(Violent J)
f*** Rudolph, the mutt owes me money
Him and that f***** a** Easter Bunny
It's Santa b****, recognize the pipe
Smoking on that North Pole, get it right
It's full of fog, it's piping hot
And I'm here looking like Moon Dog Spot
Nobody thinks about Ol' Saint Nick
Until they want some s***
I got your gift, a brand new hatchet
Let's see if your back can catch it
This year Santa Claus get reckless
Leaving you neckpiece headless
Tell us what you really want for Christmas this year
Whatch you want?
s***, a hydraulic pump
And what you want?
Four tickets to N'Sync
Everybody, tell us what you want?
Family size bucket of chicken
(Anybody Killa)
Merry f****** Christmas, ho ho ho
Got my axe wrapped up, b***** ribbons and bows
Santa hat with my name on the cuff to the side
Fat sack of the pine trees so I can get high
With a bag full of goodies for the girls and boys
Like a nine millimeter, f*** toys (f*** toys)
It's December 25th baby, jingle my b****
Handing out yellow snowcones to all y'all
This year I believe Santa Claus went crazy
Caught his a** slanging rocks to my old lady
Santa and snowman bringing under this s***
Happy Hanukkah m************, suck my d***
Come and let us know what you want for Christmas Time
What you want?
Where's my f****** brother?
And what you want?
A big chocolate donut
Everybody, tell us what you want?
The Yanks to win a f****** series
In Christmas time you will have all out fun and cheer
In Christmas time we all will have much fun and holicheer
(s***gy 2 Dope)
Ring a ding ding go the sound of my sleigh bell
Reindeer fly crooked (Why?) Cause they drunk as hell
That's how we do when we got s*** to do
After all this Christmas Eve and a fifth, too
Hook all these little richie b****ie up real nice
No Sega, Donkey Man, and f*** Old Spice
A hooker for little Jimmy
Timmy get some Henney
Santa puff a jimmy in a minny
f*** Kenny
Georgy, aah, instructions for a Séance
And Santa ain't getting s*** but two dead parents
And now it's back to the Southwest Pole
All Skanta Claws got for Christmas was coal
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do..
What you want?
A little peek at your b***
And what you want?
A Craftman socket set
Everybody, tell us what you want?
A whole elephant
What you want?
Some ice on my gold fronts
And what you want?
I'll suck your d***
Everybody, tell us what you want?
A platinum plus plaque
Whatch you want?
Moon Glorius
And what you want?
A sinful Christmas
Hehe
Everybody, tell us what you want?
(Jibberish)
Check it out
(Violent J)
f*** Rudolph, the mutt owes me money
Him and that f***** a** Easter Bunny
It's Santa b****, recognize the pipe
Smoking on that North Pole, get it right
It's full of fog, it's piping hot
And I'm here looking like Moon Dog Spot
Nobody thinks about Ol' Saint Nick
Until they want some s***
I got your gift, a brand new hatchet
Let's see if your back can catch it
This year Santa Claus get reckless
Leaving you neckpiece headless
Tell us what you really want for Christmas this year
Whatch you want?
s***, a hydraulic pump
And what you want?
Four tickets to N'Sync
Everybody, tell us what you want?
Family size bucket of chicken
(Anybody Killa)
Merry f****** Christmas, ho ho ho
Got my axe wrapped up, b***** ribbons and bows
Santa hat with my name on the cuff to the side
Fat sack of the pine trees so I can get high
With a bag full of goodies for the girls and boys
Like a nine millimeter, f*** toys (f*** toys)
It's December 25th baby, jingle my b****
Handing out yellow snowcones to all y'all
This year I believe Santa Claus went crazy
Caught his a** slanging rocks to my old lady
Santa and snowman bringing under this s***
Happy Hanukkah m************, suck my d***
Come and let us know what you want for Christmas Time
What you want?
Where's my f****** brother?
And what you want?
A big chocolate donut
Everybody, tell us what you want?
The Yanks to win a f****** series
In Christmas time you will have all out fun and cheer
In Christmas time we all will have much fun and holicheer
(s***gy 2 Dope)
Ring a ding ding go the sound of my sleigh bell
Reindeer fly crooked (Why?) Cause they drunk as hell
That's how we do when we got s*** to do
After all this Christmas Eve and a fifth, too
Hook all these little richie b****ie up real nice
No Sega, Donkey Man, and f*** Old Spice
A hooker for little Jimmy
Timmy get some Henney
Santa puff a jimmy in a minny
f*** Kenny
Georgy, aah, instructions for a Séance
And Santa ain't getting s*** but two dead parents
And now it's back to the Southwest Pole
All Skanta Claws got for Christmas was coal
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do..
What you want?
A little peek at your b***
And what you want?
A Craftman socket set
Everybody, tell us what you want?
A whole elephant
What you want?
Some ice on my gold fronts
And what you want?
I'll suck your d***
Everybody, tell us what you want?
A platinum plus plaque
Whatch you want?
Moon Glorius
And what you want?
A sinful Christmas
Hehe
Everybody, tell us what you want?
(Jibberish)