just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth having
never ever never, ever
you ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall
into thinking that I ain't too, clever
and it ain't not having one thing nor not another
either neither is it anything, whatever
and it's not not knowing that there ain't nothing showing and I answer to the name, of Trever, however
Just cos I ain't never said no nothing worth saying
never ever never never, ever
things 'ave got read into what I never sad, 'till me mouth becomes me 'ead
which ain't not all that, clever
and it's not not saying one thing nor not another
either neither is it anything I haven't said, whatever
and it ain't not proving that me mind ain't moving
and I answer to the name, of Trevor, however
knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever
either have they got
nor neither haven't not
got no right to make a clot
out of Trevor
why should I feel bad about something I ain't 'ad
such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot
comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
and I ain't half not half glad coz there's nowhere to put it
even if I 'ad i'm a bit of a Jack the Lad
knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever
either have they got
nor neither haven't not
got no right to make a clot
out of Trevor
also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way
never ever never, ever
you ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall
into thinking that I ain't too, clever
and it ain't not having one thing nor not another
either neither is it anything, whatever
and it's not not knowing that there ain't nothing showing and I answer to the name, of Trever, however
Just cos I ain't never said no nothing worth saying
never ever never never, ever
things 'ave got read into what I never sad, 'till me mouth becomes me 'ead
which ain't not all that, clever
and it's not not saying one thing nor not another
either neither is it anything I haven't said, whatever
and it ain't not proving that me mind ain't moving
and I answer to the name, of Trevor, however
knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever
either have they got
nor neither haven't not
got no right to make a clot
out of Trevor
why should I feel bad about something I ain't 'ad
such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot
comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
and I ain't half not half glad coz there's nowhere to put it
even if I 'ad i'm a bit of a Jack the Lad
knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever
either have they got
nor neither haven't not
got no right to make a clot
out of Trevor
also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way