"Step right up!"
Momma's gotta tattoo drinkin' up the Valium,
Passed out in the bathroom, feelin' no pain,
Daddy's at the strip club loving that lap love,
Burnin' those bills up, makin' it rain.
"Aye!"
Sister's got the TV on nothin' but reality
Showin' her how to be a dirty little s****.
Brother's gotta new dress, pretty as a princess,
Working in the Lexus, money in the bank.
Step right up, yeah, you don't wanna miss this,
Everybody's got a ticket.
Whoa, whoa.
Livin' on the front row, welcome to the freakshow
Whoa, whoa.
Jumpin' off the tight rope, everybody's psycho
Sneak peek, have a seat, ready set, here we go,
Welcome to the freakshow.
Super sweet in real life, super s***ty house wife,
Fighting for the spotlight like feelin' no shame,
It's cool to be a train wreck, put it on the Internet,
Making sure they don't forget my pretty little face.
Look at me I can be my own paparazzi,
Ain't nobody gonna stop me.
Whoa, whoa.
Everyone's a fake team, injured before they're fifteen
Whoa, whoa.
Nobody can't resist it, everybody's twisted
Sneak peek, have a seat, ready set, here we go,
Welcome to the freakshow.
Whoa, whoa.
Livin' on the front row, welcome to the freakshow
Whoa, whoa.
Jumpin' off the tight rope, everybody's psycho
Sneak peek, have a seat, ready set, here we go,
Welcome to the freakshow!
Welcome to the freakshow!
Welcome to the freakshow!
Momma's gotta tattoo drinkin' up the Valium,
Passed out in the bathroom, feelin' no pain,
Daddy's at the strip club loving that lap love,
Burnin' those bills up, makin' it rain.
"Aye!"
Sister's got the TV on nothin' but reality
Showin' her how to be a dirty little s****.
Brother's gotta new dress, pretty as a princess,
Working in the Lexus, money in the bank.
Step right up, yeah, you don't wanna miss this,
Everybody's got a ticket.
Whoa, whoa.
Livin' on the front row, welcome to the freakshow
Whoa, whoa.
Jumpin' off the tight rope, everybody's psycho
Sneak peek, have a seat, ready set, here we go,
Welcome to the freakshow.
Super sweet in real life, super s***ty house wife,
Fighting for the spotlight like feelin' no shame,
It's cool to be a train wreck, put it on the Internet,
Making sure they don't forget my pretty little face.
Look at me I can be my own paparazzi,
Ain't nobody gonna stop me.
Whoa, whoa.
Everyone's a fake team, injured before they're fifteen
Whoa, whoa.
Nobody can't resist it, everybody's twisted
Sneak peek, have a seat, ready set, here we go,
Welcome to the freakshow.
Whoa, whoa.
Livin' on the front row, welcome to the freakshow
Whoa, whoa.
Jumpin' off the tight rope, everybody's psycho
Sneak peek, have a seat, ready set, here we go,
Welcome to the freakshow!
Welcome to the freakshow!
Welcome to the freakshow!