Old Mountain Dew Lyrics

There`s a big hollow tree
Down the road here from me
Where you lay down a dollar or two
Then you come around the bend,
When you come back again,
There`s a jugful of mountain dew.
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Oh they call it that old mountain dew,
And them that refuse it are few,
I`ll shut up my mug
If you`ll fill up my jug
With that good old mountain dew.

[verse 2]:
Well there`s my old aunt june
Bought some brand new perfume,
It had such a sweet smellin` phew
But to her surprise when she had it a***yzed
It was nothing but good old mountain dew.
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[verse 3]:
And there`s old uncle mort,
He`s sawed off and short,
He`s just five feet one inch or two.
But he thinks he`s a giant
When he gets him a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.
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[verse 4:]
Now there`s old uncle bill,
Got a still on the hill
Where he runs off a gallon or two.
And the buzzards in the sky
Get so drunk they can`t fly
Just from smelling that mountain dew.

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