When you think of a metal head
tell me what comes to mind
well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet
a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind
When Rob Halford came out of the closet
it may not have been a big thing
well today we're one step closer
to hearing the metal dudes sing
"I wanna be
I wanna be a h***s**ual"
Statistics say:
chances of being gay are more than one in ten
that means there's a forty percent chance
that one of the guys in Pantera likes men
Well I think it's plain to see
that many more metal guys are h***s**ual
this may frustrate the gay community
why would they want the ugly metal heads available?
See I told you metal dudes are gay too
and I happen to see the proof so far
that your s**uality determines the way you play guitar
Oh! I'd wish for everyone in heavy metal to be h***s**ual
If not only to make the n*** f****** p***** in slayer a little uncomfortable
tell me what comes to mind
well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet
a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind
When Rob Halford came out of the closet
it may not have been a big thing
well today we're one step closer
to hearing the metal dudes sing
"I wanna be
I wanna be a h***s**ual"
Statistics say:
chances of being gay are more than one in ten
that means there's a forty percent chance
that one of the guys in Pantera likes men
Well I think it's plain to see
that many more metal guys are h***s**ual
this may frustrate the gay community
why would they want the ugly metal heads available?
See I told you metal dudes are gay too
and I happen to see the proof so far
that your s**uality determines the way you play guitar
Oh! I'd wish for everyone in heavy metal to be h***s**ual
If not only to make the n*** f****** p***** in slayer a little uncomfortable