Friends of Mine Lyrics

I know a guy his name is Burt
He has superpowers and he never gets hurt - He's Burt
I'm talkin' 'bout Burt
And he knows Bruce who lives with a goose
And he never drinks anything but pineapple juice - he's Bruce
I'm talkin' 'bout Bruce
These are characters in my mind
You could search the world and never, ever find
a Bruce and Burt
I know a lady and her name is Jan
She went to Japan and got a purplish tan - it's Jan
Her name is Jan
And she knows Margo from a town called Fargo
And she never takes a trip without a bunch of cargo - it's Margo
I'm talkin' 'bout Margo
These are characters in my mind
You could search the world and never, ever find
a Margo and Jan or a Bruce and Burt
Do you ever think about such things?
You might think I'm a ding-a-ling and that's okay, that's okay
God gave me an imagination
Whenever I use it I get a vacation in my day, in my brain, I'm not insane -
Let me tell you about Elaine
I know a salamander named Elaine
She was born on a little toy train - it's Elaine
I'm talkin' 'bout Elaine
She got married to a bug named Doug
They live in a house underneath a persian rug - it's Doug
Elaine and Doug
These are characters in my mind
You could search the world and never, ever find
an Elaine and Doug or Margo and Jan or Bruce and Burt
Or a cow named Curt, Or a fish named Franky, Or a big bad Billy,
Or Nancy the nanny,