Just a mass of lowdown f****** hacks
Unethical methods to report your "facts"
Hacking into phones, scavaging through bins
Living oblivious to your immoral sins
Spying on the innocent and the weak
Just to get your story of the week
How very apt that to get to the sleaze
You're in the f****** rubbish
On your hands and knees
Hack away you f****** hacks
Your ghoulish practices
Will never f****** last
But its a sign of the times we live in
Society obsessed with reading stories
Of celebrity c**** and slags
Filled to the redtop of your favourite rag
Unethical methods to report your "facts"
Hacking into phones, scavaging through bins
Living oblivious to your immoral sins
Spying on the innocent and the weak
Just to get your story of the week
How very apt that to get to the sleaze
You're in the f****** rubbish
On your hands and knees
Hack away you f****** hacks
Your ghoulish practices
Will never f****** last
But its a sign of the times we live in
Society obsessed with reading stories
Of celebrity c**** and slags
Filled to the redtop of your favourite rag