Bret, You Got It Going On Lyrics

Hey there Bret I see you looking down
Don't wanna see my little buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more women than you
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure you're weedy and kinda shy
but some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy
They want you as their needle when they're rolling in the hay
just hear me out when i say:

Bret you got it going on
Lil' ladies will get to know your s**uality
When they get to know your personality
I said Bret you got it going on
Not in a gay way just in a hey mate I wanted to say
That you're looking okay mate.

Why can't a heterosexual guy
tell heterosexual guy
that he thinks his booty's fly?
Not all the time, obviously,
just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.
Don't let anybody tell you're not humpable
because you're b**pable.
Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
If I say you got a boom out out
come on Bret, help me out now.
Bret you got it going on, (got it goin' on!)
thats the conclusion that I've come to,
but that doesn't mean that I want to b** you.
Bret you got it going on, (got it goin' on.)
no doubt about it we be getting crazy
if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady
Oh, if one of was a lady,
and I was your man,
if I was your man,
because sometimes it gets lonely
and i need a women
and then I imagined you with some bosoms.
In fact one time when we were touring
and I was really lonely,
and we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you,
when you were sleeping,
I put a wig on you uhuhuhuhuh
and I just laid there and spooned you
Oh, Bret you got it going on!