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Albi the Racist Dragon Lyrics

[And next time's for everyone's favorite dragon. Albi!]

In the Marmalade Forest (forest)
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
lives Albi (Albi)
Albi (Albi)
Albi The Racist Dragon
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And so, all of the villagers chased Albi The Racist Dragon into a very cold and very scary cave.
It was so dark, and so scary in there, that Albi began to cry dragon tears. Which, as we all know, turn into jelly beans!
Just then, he felt a tiny hand on his tail, and he turned around, and who should that be but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.
Albi: What are you doing? I thought I killed you yesterday! (grumbled Albi quite racistly)
Boy: No. No, Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But I was lived very badly disfigured.
(laughed the boy)
Why are you crying, Albi?
Albi: Well, all of the villagers chased me into this scary cave! I figured it's because I'm so racist. Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Boy: They didn't chase you here because of your racism. They chased me here too and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us... because... because we're different to them.

And at that, Albi cried a single tear, which turned into a jellybean, all the colors of the rainbow!
And suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
So they sat in the cave (the cave!)
And ate bubblegum pie
YUM!
Albi
The racist....
Well, not anymore!
Dragon
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