I am a doctor I know what you need a pelvic sort of examination there'll be
No pain no pain no pain no pain no pain
I am a doctor have a seat will ya fill out these forms
I'll be with you in a moment a moment a moment a moment a moment
No hope no hope no hope no hope
Let's make love I am an engineer
You're doing that all wrong see those stress points there
They'll never hold up
Never never never never no hope
Let's make love I am a psychiatrist
Tell me your problems so you hate your mother tell me your deepest
Thoughts I can help you you can trust me
I can help you you can trust me
No pain no pain no pain no pain no pain
I am a doctor have a seat will ya fill out these forms
I'll be with you in a moment a moment a moment a moment a moment
No hope no hope no hope no hope
Let's make love I am an engineer
You're doing that all wrong see those stress points there
They'll never hold up
Never never never never no hope
Let's make love I am a psychiatrist
Tell me your problems so you hate your mother tell me your deepest
Thoughts I can help you you can trust me
I can help you you can trust me