I was traveling on,
Movin' on the road toward my Jehovah,
It was the only thing I knew how to do.
She was bangin' a gong,
She was bangin' and bangin' it, over and over,
She said "You better get some music in you!"
And you know I'm saving some,
For the person I become,
And if you're willing to wait long,
Someone better always comes along!
I am a song!
I am an aural subsidy,
I am a song!
A three minute symphony!
Yes, I belong,
To the society of proprieting love,
But I still need someone to shove now baby!
I was hangin' around,
I was hangin' around at the bottom of the food chain,
Lookin' for you.
You were powerin' down,
You were caught in a struggle with your va-jay-jay.
Well, is there anything I can do?
'Cause I can lend a helping hand,
Be careful where you stand,
'Cause I can turn into King Kong,
When the Coffee gets too strong!
I am a song!
I am an evil siren's melody,
I am a song!
In an unusual key,
Yes, I belong,
To give punishment and merriment and love,
I fit you like a music glove, now baby!
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo!
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo!
You were bringin' me down,
You were heaven and hauntin' about the apocalypse,
While we're stuck in an elevator.
I had to turn you around,
And to wise you up bring you back to your ribs,
Well you can thank me for it later.
'Cause we couldn't come this far,
Without a very special car,
And someday we'll right the wrongs,
Of Jolene and the ching chang chong!
I am a song!
And though my words don't often rhyme!
I am a song!
With a refreshing twist of lime!
Yes I'm up long,
I'll have my knees removed 'cause it's something to do with love,
But I'm not picking it up now, baby!
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo, (But I'm not picking it up now, baby!)
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo, (I'm not pickin' it, I'm not pickin' it!)
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo, (Come on, come on, come on now, baby!)
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo.
Movin' on the road toward my Jehovah,
It was the only thing I knew how to do.
She was bangin' a gong,
She was bangin' and bangin' it, over and over,
She said "You better get some music in you!"
And you know I'm saving some,
For the person I become,
And if you're willing to wait long,
Someone better always comes along!
I am a song!
I am an aural subsidy,
I am a song!
A three minute symphony!
Yes, I belong,
To the society of proprieting love,
But I still need someone to shove now baby!
I was hangin' around,
I was hangin' around at the bottom of the food chain,
Lookin' for you.
You were powerin' down,
You were caught in a struggle with your va-jay-jay.
Well, is there anything I can do?
'Cause I can lend a helping hand,
Be careful where you stand,
'Cause I can turn into King Kong,
When the Coffee gets too strong!
I am a song!
I am an evil siren's melody,
I am a song!
In an unusual key,
Yes, I belong,
To give punishment and merriment and love,
I fit you like a music glove, now baby!
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo!
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo!
You were bringin' me down,
You were heaven and hauntin' about the apocalypse,
While we're stuck in an elevator.
I had to turn you around,
And to wise you up bring you back to your ribs,
Well you can thank me for it later.
'Cause we couldn't come this far,
Without a very special car,
And someday we'll right the wrongs,
Of Jolene and the ching chang chong!
I am a song!
And though my words don't often rhyme!
I am a song!
With a refreshing twist of lime!
Yes I'm up long,
I'll have my knees removed 'cause it's something to do with love,
But I'm not picking it up now, baby!
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo, (But I'm not picking it up now, baby!)
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo, (I'm not pickin' it, I'm not pickin' it!)
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo, (Come on, come on, come on now, baby!)
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo,
Doo doo-doo,
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo,
Doo doo-doo dooo-doo.