Christmas Tree Lyrics

It's Christmas eve.
Snow is falling down.
Packed up & headed into town.
Am I wasting my time selling Christmas trees?
They're only 20 quid, won't you buy one please!?
But they're not shiftin'...
And I wonder..?
I'm sitting here at the side of the road,
Trying to get rid of this festive load.
I'd sell a Christmas tree to a friend or a foe.
But it's like selling ice to an Eskimo!
And no-one ever buys one!
And I wonder..?

I wonder how?
I wonder why?
Santa & the reindeer are able to fly?
And all that I can see...
Is just another Christmas tree!
I'm up in the woods.
They're all around!
I'm chop, chop, chopping, chopping, them down!!
And all that I can see...
Is just another Christmas tree!

I see a person in the woods.
"Christmas Greetings stranger!!!"
Oh my God!!!
It's the FOREST RANGER!!!
I slip him a Tenner, & everything's OK!
Only twenty four hours till Christmas day.
I STILL haven't sold one yet!
And I wonder..?
Decorations!!!
They look good on trees!
Decorations!!!
BUY MY TREES!
PLEASE!!!

Aye up mister!
Are you buying a tree?
What do you mean?
You wanna buy ME?!
Well, I'm NOT for eating!!!
And you'll die wondering!!!
I wonder how?
I wonder why?
Santa & the reindeer are able to fly?
And all that I can see...
Is just another Christmas tree!
I'm up in the woods,
They're all around!
I'm chop, chop, chopping, chopping, them down!!
And all that I can see...
Is just another Christmas tree!

I wonder how?
I wonder why?
Santa & the reindeer are able to fly?
And all that I can see...
And all that I can see...
And all that I can see...

Is just another Christmas tree!