(I, I, I Wanna Go To) Durmstrang Lyrics

I, I, I wanna go to Durmstrang
With the cool kids
Way up north where the action is
Oh, at Durmstrang, in the arctic chill
Where little evil wizards are trained to kill
Oh at Durmstrang you can stay up all night
In the summer they got 24 hours o' daylight
Oh at Durmstrang, I wouldn't mind the cold
I'd be too busy learning how to live
So I could grow old.

I, I, I wanna go to Durmstrang!
I, I, I wanna go to Durmstrang!
If I was at Durmstrang, Durmstrang...
Well I could catch a polar bear fight by the Northern Lights,
Chillin' with my comrades, feelin' all right
Learn to ride a TomTom, train for battle
On the outside they smell better than Neville.
I said Nikolai Mukhin I said pleased to meetcha,
I'm really happy that you're my chorus teacher
Getting' kinda hungry, go to the mess hall
They're serving whale blubber covered in seal oil.
I, I, I wanna go to Durmstrang!
I, I, I wanna go to Durmstrang!
Wanna go to Durmstrang!
Wanna go to Durmstrang!

[Added by Rat Tail]