A long, long time ago in an Air Force far away
Nobody told a fighter pilot what he could not say
He could have a smoke in the c***pit
He could get stone drunk at the bar
And I know some things had to change but we've gone too f****** far
Now you can't this, you can't say that
Some f****** shoe clerk just might get upset
And I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f***"
They say that we've got talent
but judgment's what we lack
Like singing our songs for the colonel's wife
But we won't take it back
She said she was offended but that only made us smile
'Cause deep down we knew she loved it and she was only in denial
Now I don't think it could get any worse
You can't frieking drink and you can't frieking curse
I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f***"
To say f***.
To say f***.
I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f***"
Now this political correctness it must come to an end
'Cause we're in the business of killing, who gives a f*** if we offend
I can mow 'em down by the thousands but I can't say a dirty word
Now that's the dumbest f****** thing that I have ever heard
Now I don't think it could get any worse
You can't f****** drink and you can't f****** curse
I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f***"
Nobody told a fighter pilot what he could not say
He could have a smoke in the c***pit
He could get stone drunk at the bar
And I know some things had to change but we've gone too f****** far
Now you can't this, you can't say that
Some f****** shoe clerk just might get upset
And I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f***"
They say that we've got talent
but judgment's what we lack
Like singing our songs for the colonel's wife
But we won't take it back
She said she was offended but that only made us smile
'Cause deep down we knew she loved it and she was only in denial
Now I don't think it could get any worse
You can't frieking drink and you can't frieking curse
I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f***"
To say f***.
To say f***.
I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f***"
Now this political correctness it must come to an end
'Cause we're in the business of killing, who gives a f*** if we offend
I can mow 'em down by the thousands but I can't say a dirty word
Now that's the dumbest f****** thing that I have ever heard
Now I don't think it could get any worse
You can't f****** drink and you can't f****** curse
I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f***"