The b**** Spent All My Money Lyrics

I make a thousand extra bucks each month and you would think with that amount
I'd have a positive number inside my checking account
How many times can one woman hit an ATM in a day
You can bet your a** that a BVR b**** slap is on it's way
I got a story to tell to you
And man, it ain't funny
I've been five months TDY
And the b**** spent all my money

I know when I get home you want to wear something cute
But the who the hell pays a hundred dollars for just one bathing suit?
And how about that two hundred bucks for just one pair of shoes?
Man I only spent fifteen dollars paying off my LPA dues
Yeah I got taken to the bank today
by my own honey bunny
I've been five months TDY
and the b**** spent all my money

You know I still love you baby
but something's missing
I feel like the b**** here in a federal pound me in the a** prison
Besides it's not going to matter when I get home
I don' care what you do
You could shave your head, grow out your leg hair and I'd still bone the s*** outta you
It's not fair, 'cause I still love you honey
I've been five months TDY and the b**** spent all my money
Yeah don't laugh 'cause it could happen to you and man, it ain't funny
I've been five months TDY and the b**** spent all my money