I Wish I Had a Gun Just Like the A-10 Lyrics

Oh I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
I'd be happy as a baby in a playpen
I'd mow 'em down like a weedeater
With that 30 millimeter
I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the eagle
I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal
Like a guy who ain't been laid for months
I'd shoot those f****** all at once
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the eagle

I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
To hang around that long is just a sin
And while you RTB and scoff
I'm doing loops and jackin' off
I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
I wish I had the alpha of a hornet
Living to fight slow when others scorn it
When I can still pitch and roll
That other guy's going out of control
I wish I had the alpha of a hornet
Yeah, all you f****** wish you flew the Viper
Probably since the time you wore a diaper
We got every mission that you do
And we fly 'em all better than you
Yeah, all you f****** wish you flew the Viper

'Cause we're single seat, multi-role
We can fly right up our own a******
Yeah, all you f****** wish you flew the Viper