They just lost my travel voucher over at finance
I just tried fart but instead I squirted my pants
The cops just found my car totaled in a ditch
My hemorrhoids are back in town and their itching like a sonafabitch
But I'm not sad
It ain't all that bad
'Cause at least I can say I'm not the Snacko
My mother came to visit and she found my p**** stash
Last week's midnight rendezvous is now a horrible rash
My brother's back in prison and my sister she's a w****
It probably wouldn't bother me but her pimp - her pimp lives right next door
But I'm not sad
It ain't all that bad
'Cause at least I can say I'm not the Snacko
I just tried fart but instead I squirted my pants
The cops just found my car totaled in a ditch
My hemorrhoids are back in town and their itching like a sonafabitch
But I'm not sad
It ain't all that bad
'Cause at least I can say I'm not the Snacko
My mother came to visit and she found my p**** stash
Last week's midnight rendezvous is now a horrible rash
My brother's back in prison and my sister she's a w****
It probably wouldn't bother me but her pimp - her pimp lives right next door
But I'm not sad
It ain't all that bad
'Cause at least I can say I'm not the Snacko