It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and all my money i spent
I wish I was the President
I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence
So I could keep all the terrorists out
I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny
And get high with little honor role girls
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and what a year so far
I wish I was the President
Every end of the month I buy a brand new car
And drive it straight to the strip bar
Where I'd be drinking for free
And have a bunch of naked b****** yelling f*** the police with me
Snorting s*** up my nose
With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes
I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month another one down the drain
I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane
And I would still complain
I'd do whatever I please
And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies
I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car
And f***11 different p**** stars
I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes
And I'd barely have to see my wife
I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President
Stop your whining cause your b******* naggings killing me
Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy
Goddammit do you have to complain
Don't you think I'm tired of the same ole same ole thing
I wish I was the President
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and all my money i spent
I wish I was the President
I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence
So I could keep all the terrorists out
I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny
And get high with little honor role girls
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and what a year so far
I wish I was the President
Every end of the month I buy a brand new car
And drive it straight to the strip bar
Where I'd be drinking for free
And have a bunch of naked b****** yelling f*** the police with me
Snorting s*** up my nose
With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes
I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month another one down the drain
I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane
And I would still complain
I'd do whatever I please
And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies
I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car
And f***11 different p**** stars
I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes
And I'd barely have to see my wife
I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President
Stop your whining cause your b******* naggings killing me
Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy
Goddammit do you have to complain
Don't you think I'm tired of the same ole same ole thing
I wish I was the President