Baby d*** Lyrics

Yeah, Dirt Nasty m************s.
Check this s*** out, it's like this

Yo,
First of all my d*** is small
3 inches hard, two little b****
When the lights are out
I stick it in, her mouth
She said I don't smoke virgina slims
I wear a rubber if it fits (s***)
But they don't make condoms for baby d***s

Maybe its, time to buy the pump
But everytime I stick my d*** in I c** (Uhhhh)
And my last girlfriend, was a stipper
b**** had beef curtains,
Like throwin a hot dog down a hallway
If you want it all day, don't call me (nope)
Butchu can call me itty bitty swizzle stick
Even Mini Me started laughin at my little d***
Please lord tell me if your listenin
I'm tired of havin stage fright in the mens urinal

UGH!
Baby d***, itty bitty baby d***
Baby d***, baby baby baby d***
Baby d***, itty bitty baby d***
He gotta baby d***...

Baby d***, itty bitty baby d***
Baby d***, baby baby baby d***
Baby d***, itty bitty baby d***
He gotta baby d***...

What's worse my pops gotta purse
He a f** tranny, work as Circus Circus
And my Mom is bonin Tom
That dude from myspace dot com (s***)
And my little sis gotta bigger d***
Than me, dad and uncle rick (what)
f***** b****, I wanna beat her down
But she 6 foot 3 200 pounds
d*** Grannie lost it (coo-coo)
When Grandpa came outta the closet
My b**** itch from the crabs I got
I was sleepin with a crackhead hooker in watts (ugh)
My aunts doin 20 to life for rapin a nerd
Who work at good guys
So I think I'll f*** my cousin, in da mouth
Even though it smell like oragne ruffie (mm)
Baby d***, itty bitty baby d***
Baby d***, baby baby baby d***
Baby d***, itty bitty baby d***
He gotta baby d***...

Baby d***, itty bitty baby d***
Baby d***, baby baby baby d***
Baby d***, itty bitty baby d***
He gotta baby d***...