NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, LET'S GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES.................................................................... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE............................................................... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY b***?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?......................................................................................... WHERE'S THE f***** MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED f***** ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL........................................................ A NICE BIG p****
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SOPHIE SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY...................................................... VERY f***** FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, a** ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI................................................................... A f***
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE.......................................................................... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS s***'S f***** ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?.................................................................................... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ..................................................... f***
"WHAT THE f*** DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU f***** s**Y!
"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" b****, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!...................................................................... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A h**** IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND f***** PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING h**** PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES.............................. DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, d*** I NEED TO GO PEE!............................................................. KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A p*** AND I SEE THIS $COPIE........................................................................... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE CHERRY LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA.............................................................................. THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE t***
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT b******* LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "s***! I NEED TO p*** BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A f***** JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY....................................................... PARTY
DJ b**PED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA f***** MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY f***** DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT LIVE SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES................................................. FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE.......................................... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR b***IES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY t*******S
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS....................................................................................................JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY f***** CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY b**** WAS VERY f***** SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI......................................................................... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF f***** HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?".............................................................. HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A f***** FOOL?
HOOK
JESUS CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO f***** COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS f***** INTO ME!
PLUS SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL............................................................ WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB
WHEN SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I TOLD DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
THEN BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE m*********** BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND s**Y, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
LIKE BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE m*********** ROOM!
LIKE... ...f***** BLIND!.............................................................................................................................. HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE MATTER BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE f***** FREAK OUT!........................................................MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY d*** OUT!............................................................... A f***** IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'
HOOK
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, LET'S GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES.................................................................... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE............................................................... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY b***?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?......................................................................................... WHERE'S THE f***** MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED f***** ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL........................................................ A NICE BIG p****
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SOPHIE SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY...................................................... VERY f***** FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, a** ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI................................................................... A f***
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE.......................................................................... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS s***'S f***** ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?.................................................................................... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ..................................................... f***
"WHAT THE f*** DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU f***** s**Y!
"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" b****, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!...................................................................... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A h**** IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND f***** PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING h**** PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES.............................. DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, d*** I NEED TO GO PEE!............................................................. KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A p*** AND I SEE THIS $COPIE........................................................................... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE CHERRY LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA.............................................................................. THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE t***
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT b******* LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "s***! I NEED TO p*** BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A f***** JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY....................................................... PARTY
DJ b**PED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA f***** MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY f***** DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT LIVE SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES................................................. FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE.......................................... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR b***IES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY t*******S
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS....................................................................................................JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY f***** CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY b**** WAS VERY f***** SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI......................................................................... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF f***** HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?".............................................................. HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A f***** FOOL?
HOOK
JESUS CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO f***** COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS f***** INTO ME!
PLUS SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL............................................................ WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB
WHEN SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I TOLD DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
THEN BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE m*********** BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND s**Y, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
LIKE BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE m*********** ROOM!
LIKE... ...f***** BLIND!.............................................................................................................................. HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE MATTER BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE f***** FREAK OUT!........................................................MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY d*** OUT!............................................................... A f***** IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'
HOOK