Dry Meat Lyrics

well my sister is a w****
and my mom's an alcoholic
and i don't know my dad don't even know his f***** name well when i was only 4
he shot my uncle freddy
and they through his a** in prison
and i haven't seen him since
well i got a little kid
who looks a lot like my neighbor
and he's chinese
so it's not too hard to tell that
he's been doin my old lady on a fairly regular basis but he buys her lots of whiskey
so i really don't mind
well i got a couple buddies
they're both white guys
met em down in county jail
doin time for dui
well they like to hunt bears
and they know that i'm treaty
so they buy a box of beer
and some ammunition too
and we bring home the gall bladders
and sell em to my chinese neighbor
then we buy more whiskey and that's a real bargoon
so i smoke a lot of dope
every time i get my treaty check
and i like to catch jackfish
when i go down to swan lake
so my life's pretty good
unless i get arrested
between my old lady's snapper
and my treaty card
but i like dry meat
when it's really tough and chewy
i wash it down with red devil when it gets stuck in my teeth (repeat)
(c) 2004 d*** Twang Band (SOCAN)