[CFO]
We are running out of time.
You"ve trained and you"ve been primed.
But before we send you out into the night.
Accept these gifts, these munitions.
They will aide your dark missions.
Use them with your power and your might.
[JOMFRU]
Laser shooting lyric pen.
Poison dart drum stick.
Razor wire guitar strings.
Bass pick throwing star.
Hot Topic gift card...
that combined with a polymer will explode.
[ISHNIFUS]
As the prophecy foretold the DOOMSTAR has been born.
And you all will be endowed with a power known to none.
The Deth lights are within you all waiting to be woken.
And when the five are united the evil will be broken.
I know that you doubt yourself
but you don"t have to worry because we believe in you.
Oh they already see you as a leader
and you can carry them into glory
but it"s all up to you you you.
You may not know you have the power
but it"s very clear to me.
The closer you are to your brother
the stronger you will be
[PICKLES]
Stop using that word "brother"
it"s weird to me.
[DETHKLOK]
[ad-libbed agreement]
[JOMFRU]
How dare you?
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
This is blasphemous what you say.
He is your family and he is your heart.
[MURDERFACE]
But when you say that it feels so very gay.
[JOMFRU]
You must understand that if I had my brother alive,
the strength I would have.
But you don"t you"re all selfish b******s
and you make me sick to my stomach-
Because I do it all for my brother.
Yes my heart still burns for you.
Oh I"d wheel into battle if it meant one more moment with you
but it"s too late you know that it"s true.
[JOMFRU AND BROTHER]
I"ll live for you and I"ll die for you.
And I"ll love for you and I"ll cry for you.
[ALL]
Do it all for my brother do it all. [6x]
[NATHAN]
Enough of this.
We"ve had as much as we can take of this brother stuff.
We will go forth and rescue our BANDMATE as discussed.
We are running out of time.
You"ve trained and you"ve been primed.
But before we send you out into the night.
Accept these gifts, these munitions.
They will aide your dark missions.
Use them with your power and your might.
[JOMFRU]
Laser shooting lyric pen.
Poison dart drum stick.
Razor wire guitar strings.
Bass pick throwing star.
Hot Topic gift card...
that combined with a polymer will explode.
[ISHNIFUS]
As the prophecy foretold the DOOMSTAR has been born.
And you all will be endowed with a power known to none.
The Deth lights are within you all waiting to be woken.
And when the five are united the evil will be broken.
I know that you doubt yourself
but you don"t have to worry because we believe in you.
Oh they already see you as a leader
and you can carry them into glory
but it"s all up to you you you.
You may not know you have the power
but it"s very clear to me.
The closer you are to your brother
the stronger you will be
[PICKLES]
Stop using that word "brother"
it"s weird to me.
[DETHKLOK]
[ad-libbed agreement]
[JOMFRU]
How dare you?
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
This is blasphemous what you say.
He is your family and he is your heart.
[MURDERFACE]
But when you say that it feels so very gay.
[JOMFRU]
You must understand that if I had my brother alive,
the strength I would have.
But you don"t you"re all selfish b******s
and you make me sick to my stomach-
Because I do it all for my brother.
Yes my heart still burns for you.
Oh I"d wheel into battle if it meant one more moment with you
but it"s too late you know that it"s true.
[JOMFRU AND BROTHER]
I"ll live for you and I"ll die for you.
And I"ll love for you and I"ll cry for you.
[ALL]
Do it all for my brother do it all. [6x]
[NATHAN]
Enough of this.
We"ve had as much as we can take of this brother stuff.
We will go forth and rescue our BANDMATE as discussed.