Swahili Bob would do a strange thing
He'd sit there and make the telephone ring
You'd pick it up and he'd start talking to you
Sitting there, his lips would not move
Swahili Bob was a real scumbag
He did his phone trick dressed up in drag
The filthiest things would come from his mouth
He ran a bisexual puppet show way down South
Bob would show up at a party dressed up in red
While waving a dead chicken over his head
Swahili Bob was a talented guy
Who'd want to kill him? I don't know why
Swahili Bob did his phone trick one night
This time some bikers started a fight
They cut out his tongue and nailed to the wall
Swahili Bob would never again call...
He'd sit there and make the telephone ring
You'd pick it up and he'd start talking to you
Sitting there, his lips would not move
Swahili Bob was a real scumbag
He did his phone trick dressed up in drag
The filthiest things would come from his mouth
He ran a bisexual puppet show way down South
Bob would show up at a party dressed up in red
While waving a dead chicken over his head
Swahili Bob was a talented guy
Who'd want to kill him? I don't know why
Swahili Bob did his phone trick one night
This time some bikers started a fight
They cut out his tongue and nailed to the wall
Swahili Bob would never again call...