s*** Happens Lyrics

When I was a little kiddy
My mommy she would tell me
Even the world's best laid plans
End up in the garbage can
We got a saying around our house
Your s***'s in a knot, your head should me in a noose
High blood pressure and an early death
Is all it'll get you so you might as well accept that
s***!
Happens
s***!
Happens
It happens, it happens
s***!
Happens
s***!
Happens
DON'T WORRY!
Cuz s*** will always happen

She had a little party while her parents were away
Guess she figured everything would be okay
35 skinheads and a rugby team
Drinking that liquor cabinet clean
Best friend's brother was a biker
So you hired his gang for the bouncers
Started wrecking your place so you called the cops
The cops get in your face and destroy your house you see
s***!
Happens
s***!
Happens
It happens, it happens
s***!
Happens
s***!
Happens
DON'T WORRY!
Cuz s*** will always happen
I'm not sick and I'll always be like this
There's something to think about while I take a p***
I whip out my d*** and I point it at the hole
I then relax and let the pressure flow
An extra stream will start to squirt
Right up in the air, and on my shirt
But I won't be mad, nor get uptight
Cuz it happens like this every f****** night

s***!
Happens
s***!
Happens
It happens, it happens
s***!
Happens
s***!
Happens
DON'T WORRY!
Cuz s*** will always happen