My friends took me out the other night. They were like "Dude we gotta go out man. Let's go." I was like,"I dont wanna go out." "Come on dude. Let's go get some chicks!" "Yea? Just like that? What about that whole middle ground where you're an IDIOT!" "No dude..Let's go get some chicks!" So they wanna go out dancing, right. Which we go, guys, we go to the clubs cuz that's where you go. The girls go. Girls go to DANCE. You get ready with your friends, "Let's go dance tonight! Let's just- f*** guys tonight. Let's just stand in a circle around our shoes and our pocketbooks and lets just dance. And if guys come near us we'll tazer them. No guys." You never hear a guy say to one of his buddies, "Hey. Listen. Mike. Michael. Tonight dude, i gotta dance. What? Chicks? No no f*** chicks dude. I wanna dance! I just wanna express myself throught the art of dance, Mike. I don't wanna see a chick." Then we just go to the club and we stand over in the corner and stare at you while you're out there. "MINE! SHES MINE!"
It's not like in the old days where you come up and are like "May I have this dance please?" Yanno? We just f****** out of nowhere POWPOW etc... What's up? POWPOWPOW You mind if I knock against you with my c***? POWPOW Just for about an hour? POW My denim c***? And the lights are blinking so you're like, "Is he good looking? Is he f****** ugly? What is this? If he's good looking, that's fine. But if he's ugly..." Right, if he's ugly you turn back to your friends you're like, "Help me!" "OOH right thank you so much!"
You go dancing, right. Here's the thing it's like yanno. I'm a young guy but I don't care man. The f****** music at the clubs is usually way too loud. That one beat all night *makes beat* right? Then you're dancing but in the back of your head you're like, "This is kinda f****** loud! I would enjoy this if it was a little tiny bit lower. Just a little tiny bit!"But then you realize it's so loud because you're dancing in front of the f****** speakers. Yanno. You didn't know. You're like, "Oh s*** we're in front of the g****** speakers!" The whole place is f****** speakers. You think you're going into the bathroom. You're like, "I'm in the f****** woofer! How did I get in here?" "Oh my god! Don't go in that door. It's not the bathroom guys. That's the woofer! They should put a sign that says the woofer cuz this is the bathroom." And they just play that one beat all night *makes beat* Somebody scream! Alright? And all night everyone-oh scream! The at the end of the night, 3 hours later. They turn on the lights. Music goes off and all you can hear for 3 days is *buzzing sound* You leave the club. Your friends are trying to talk to you they're like *m***led voice saying hells knows what*
If I ever get really rich I'm just gonna open a bar. It's gonna be called Head. And if you come there. You know what the f***'s up! It would be like 150 guys, "Where are the f***** chicks dude? Why aren't they coming out to Head?" "Because they're down the street at TGI Lick my p******. That's why. We gotta come up with some better apps. Cus they're down at TGI Lick my p******."
It's not like in the old days where you come up and are like "May I have this dance please?" Yanno? We just f****** out of nowhere POWPOW etc... What's up? POWPOWPOW You mind if I knock against you with my c***? POWPOW Just for about an hour? POW My denim c***? And the lights are blinking so you're like, "Is he good looking? Is he f****** ugly? What is this? If he's good looking, that's fine. But if he's ugly..." Right, if he's ugly you turn back to your friends you're like, "Help me!" "OOH right thank you so much!"
You go dancing, right. Here's the thing it's like yanno. I'm a young guy but I don't care man. The f****** music at the clubs is usually way too loud. That one beat all night *makes beat* right? Then you're dancing but in the back of your head you're like, "This is kinda f****** loud! I would enjoy this if it was a little tiny bit lower. Just a little tiny bit!"But then you realize it's so loud because you're dancing in front of the f****** speakers. Yanno. You didn't know. You're like, "Oh s*** we're in front of the g****** speakers!" The whole place is f****** speakers. You think you're going into the bathroom. You're like, "I'm in the f****** woofer! How did I get in here?" "Oh my god! Don't go in that door. It's not the bathroom guys. That's the woofer! They should put a sign that says the woofer cuz this is the bathroom." And they just play that one beat all night *makes beat* Somebody scream! Alright? And all night everyone-oh scream! The at the end of the night, 3 hours later. They turn on the lights. Music goes off and all you can hear for 3 days is *buzzing sound* You leave the club. Your friends are trying to talk to you they're like *m***led voice saying hells knows what*
If I ever get really rich I'm just gonna open a bar. It's gonna be called Head. And if you come there. You know what the f***'s up! It would be like 150 guys, "Where are the f***** chicks dude? Why aren't they coming out to Head?" "Because they're down the street at TGI Lick my p******. That's why. We gotta come up with some better apps. Cus they're down at TGI Lick my p******."