As Seen on TV Lyrics

High-powered, chrome-plated American dream
Multi-speed, turbo-charged, high capacity
Ergonomic, economic, realistic feel
Jumbo-sized, made with high-carbon steel
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Comes in spring colors, this is something you need
Buy two this week, and we throw one in for free
Rust resistant, shatterproof, one day only deal
Customized, proven to boost s** appeal

As seen on TV
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As seen on TV