Life of the Party Lyrics

Well they call me the life of the party
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They call her the bell of the ball
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Well we start before anybody
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And I promise we'll outlast them all…
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Well it started when I was in High School
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My mom and my dad taught me well
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A bottle of wine at Thanksgivin'
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And a Valium when Grandma raised hell

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So I had some champagne at a weddin'
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I believe they called it cold duck
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And the girl I'd been eyein' all evenin'
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She took me round back and we sucked down
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The rest of that bottle

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And things really started to click
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Well we kissed on the boxes of Liquor
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And she reached down and grabbed her some d***el
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And added some cola
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Far be it for me should I pass
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For I thought that if I drink another

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I'd certainly need me some aspirin
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On the next mornin'

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I'd tried not to make me a sound
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Cause the girl who was sleepin' beside me
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Had gained herself 200 pounding
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On bedroom window
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My dad yelled to jump out of bed
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But she woke up from all the commotion
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Insisting she give me some headlines
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She'd read in the paper

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She said it had been yesterday
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They said if you use moderation
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Our mornings could all be that way

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Well they call me the life party
D E A
They call her the bell of the ball
D G D
Well we start before anybody
D A D
And I promise we'll outlast them all