"When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your twenty-six-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed."
Then you reach that age twenty-four, twenty-five, your muscles give up, wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat b******."
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
Then you reach that age twenty-four, twenty-five, your muscles give up, wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat b******."
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"
"YOU FAT b******!"