I am an evil puppet
I am an evil puppet
in a van
with my evil puppet friends
I am an evil puppet
I am an evil puppet
and we've got plans
to destroy all humans
Ronald Raegan is the president
Ronald Raegan is the president
We drive through the drive-through
and we scare some kids
Ronald Raegan is the president
Ronald Raegan is the president
And we drive through the Mc Donald's
drive-through and scare some kids
I am an evil puppet
in a van
with my evil puppet friends
I am an evil puppet
I am an evil puppet
and we've got plans
to destroy all humans
Ronald Raegan is the president
Ronald Raegan is the president
We drive through the drive-through
and we scare some kids
Ronald Raegan is the president
Ronald Raegan is the president
And we drive through the Mc Donald's
drive-through and scare some kids