I've been complaining lately and feeling blue
There's a reason too, but tell me what can I do
I've got a baby brother
The ladies idolize
But (whew) I can't get a girl, and it's no surprise
When I see all the lovin' they waste on babies
How can a guy find a girl (a girl)
Believe me, they grieve me with kisses they waste
I know I'm not a baby, but I'd sure like a taste
They go wild, simply wild, over some little baby
Pass up a healthy man like me
They give a baby milk if he begins to cry
And you know well as I a baby's (never) never dry (yech)
When I see all the lovin' they waste on babies
Why even bother to try (cuz when I do)
I try to get 'em with my style and grace (it never works)
I'm like you I don't get any place
It's very true
When you grow old a girl is heaven sent
And that's why this is (my) my lament
When I see all the loving they waste on babies
How can a guy find a girl (a girl)
Babies whine and they cry
So please tell me why
The girls don't even see me when I'm with that little guy
They simple go wild, simply wild, over my little brother
Pass up a healthy man like me (a man like me)
Well, they take a little baby on their (laps) laps to play
Oh I wish I were a baby
And know what I know today
When I see all the lovin' they waste on babies
Why did I grow up at all (at all)
I wonder who's kissing him now, right now
Why did I grow up at all
There's a reason too, but tell me what can I do
I've got a baby brother
The ladies idolize
But (whew) I can't get a girl, and it's no surprise
When I see all the lovin' they waste on babies
How can a guy find a girl (a girl)
Believe me, they grieve me with kisses they waste
I know I'm not a baby, but I'd sure like a taste
They go wild, simply wild, over some little baby
Pass up a healthy man like me
They give a baby milk if he begins to cry
And you know well as I a baby's (never) never dry (yech)
When I see all the lovin' they waste on babies
Why even bother to try (cuz when I do)
I try to get 'em with my style and grace (it never works)
I'm like you I don't get any place
It's very true
When you grow old a girl is heaven sent
And that's why this is (my) my lament
When I see all the loving they waste on babies
How can a guy find a girl (a girl)
Babies whine and they cry
So please tell me why
The girls don't even see me when I'm with that little guy
They simple go wild, simply wild, over my little brother
Pass up a healthy man like me (a man like me)
Well, they take a little baby on their (laps) laps to play
Oh I wish I were a baby
And know what I know today
When I see all the lovin' they waste on babies
Why did I grow up at all (at all)
I wonder who's kissing him now, right now
Why did I grow up at all