Well I got a hen that lays hard boiled eggs.
There's a pig in the pen it's just a ham with four legs.
The cows need a milkin' and the chickens ain't been fed.
My roosters wakin' up, he's just layin' around in bed.
I'm crawlin' out about it, but baby you won't.
'Cause I c*** a doodle do. You c*** a doodle don't.
I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
Just a little c*** a doodle and we'll do just fine.
Well you're driving me out of my c*** a doodle mind.
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
'Cause I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't
There used to be a time when the c*** a doodle do.
The chicks would come runnin' and the cows would all moo.
The fox is in the henhouse and the feathers start to fly.
There's a rutkus in the barn when I come struttin' by.
At 5 o'clock each mornin', the c*** will start to crow.
I would have flown the coop, but how was I to know?
I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
Just a little c*** a doodle and we'll do just fine.
But you're driving me out of my c*** a doodle mind.
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
'Cause I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't.
The corn in the field is blowin' in the breeze.
And the leaves are all gone on the cottonwood trees.
I can't plow the dirt 'cause it's dry as a bone.
And that run down shack is the place I call home.
I'd live in the barn, but baby you won't
'Cause I c*** a doodle do and c*** a doodle don't.
I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
Just a little c*** a doodle and we'll do just fine.
When you're driving me out of my c*** a doodle mind.
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
'Cause I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't.
There's a pig in the pen it's just a ham with four legs.
The cows need a milkin' and the chickens ain't been fed.
My roosters wakin' up, he's just layin' around in bed.
I'm crawlin' out about it, but baby you won't.
'Cause I c*** a doodle do. You c*** a doodle don't.
I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
Just a little c*** a doodle and we'll do just fine.
Well you're driving me out of my c*** a doodle mind.
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
'Cause I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't
There used to be a time when the c*** a doodle do.
The chicks would come runnin' and the cows would all moo.
The fox is in the henhouse and the feathers start to fly.
There's a rutkus in the barn when I come struttin' by.
At 5 o'clock each mornin', the c*** will start to crow.
I would have flown the coop, but how was I to know?
I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
Just a little c*** a doodle and we'll do just fine.
But you're driving me out of my c*** a doodle mind.
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
'Cause I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't.
The corn in the field is blowin' in the breeze.
And the leaves are all gone on the cottonwood trees.
I can't plow the dirt 'cause it's dry as a bone.
And that run down shack is the place I call home.
I'd live in the barn, but baby you won't
'Cause I c*** a doodle do and c*** a doodle don't.
I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
Just a little c*** a doodle and we'll do just fine.
When you're driving me out of my c*** a doodle mind.
I crawl on out about it, but baby you won't.
'Cause I c*** a doodle do and you c*** a doodle don't.