Super Mario Bros. 2 Ending Credits With Lyrics Lyrics

You beat the game, yeah dude, you were supreme, but
I hate to inform you it was all just a dream (yes, really)
You stayed up late, you played until your thumbs bled
But it was all just made up in homeboy's head
Was Mega Man 2 all a dream? (No)
A Boy and his Blob all a dream? (No)
We won't get back all the hours we played,
Now we feel empty and betrayed (Ouch, my feelings)

There was no password, and no stage select,
Just a couple of warps and two continues protected us
We had to work to make this cartridge our b****, but we fell into the classic "bait and switch"
(Errugh)
Was Mario 1 all a dream? (No)
Mario 3 all a dream? (No)
Mario 2's the black sheep of the bunch,
How can that be? I have a hunch (Doki-Doki Panic)

Mario 2, you're enjoyable, yes,
You're both grueling and fun, you put us kids to the test (for sure)
But the game ends on such a cop-outty note,
Whoever's idea that was can lick my s***** (lick it)
Lickedy-lick on my s***** (la la la la la la la)
Lickedy-lick on my s***** [unintelligible noises]

La la la la, la la la, la la la...
Lickedy-lick upon my s*****...

Lick... my... s*****!