Everyday I open up my laptop
And log on to Screwattack.com
'Cause there is a special someone
I'm logging to gaze upon
What a very special person
Who I can't wait to see
At least she's very special
To me...
Corey, baby what's your story?
You're the only girl on Screwattack
And even though José's got a nicer rack
I'd do anything for you
I'd even buy a power glove
To smash a question box
And find the powerup of love
The things I feel for you are self-explanitory
Oooooooooooh, oh, ooooh
Corey
Verse 2
Corey, there is no category!
With which to describe the way you make life fun
You're like Zelda, Samus, Peach and Lara Croft in one
I'd be honored and obliged
If you'd trade consoles with me
I could plug right into you Xbox, and you could
Mess around with my Wii
Now I know I'm crass and vulgar
but it's not meant to be derogatory
Oooooooooooh, oh, ooooh
Corey
Yeah!
I know I'm not so great at subtlety
When it comes to writing odes
And I'm always gonna have to struggle with the fact
That you don't like Battletoads
Nooo
And I know I'm not that smart
I can't even tie my own shoelaces
But I don't care if you burp
No baby, I don't care if you fart
And I would eat chicken salad
Right out of you braces
Right our of you braces!
YEAH!
Corey, let's write our own love story!
Show me how to find your hidden castle
Even through I'm bald and kind of an a******
All the G1s* agree
Baby you're a f****** prize
And I wanna be in Corey's corner one day
If you knwo what I'm saying, guys
You're a classy, classy chick
I just wish you were a little more w****y
Oooooooooooh, oh, ooooh
Oooooooooooh, oh, ooooh
Oooooooooooh, oh, ooooh
Corey
YEAHEAHEEAEEEAH
And log on to Screwattack.com
'Cause there is a special someone
I'm logging to gaze upon
What a very special person
Who I can't wait to see
At least she's very special
To me...
Corey, baby what's your story?
You're the only girl on Screwattack
And even though José's got a nicer rack
I'd do anything for you
I'd even buy a power glove
To smash a question box
And find the powerup of love
The things I feel for you are self-explanitory
Oooooooooooh, oh, ooooh
Corey
Verse 2
Corey, there is no category!
With which to describe the way you make life fun
You're like Zelda, Samus, Peach and Lara Croft in one
I'd be honored and obliged
If you'd trade consoles with me
I could plug right into you Xbox, and you could
Mess around with my Wii
Now I know I'm crass and vulgar
but it's not meant to be derogatory
Oooooooooooh, oh, ooooh
Corey
Yeah!
I know I'm not so great at subtlety
When it comes to writing odes
And I'm always gonna have to struggle with the fact
That you don't like Battletoads
Nooo
And I know I'm not that smart
I can't even tie my own shoelaces
But I don't care if you burp
No baby, I don't care if you fart
And I would eat chicken salad
Right out of you braces
Right our of you braces!
YEAH!
Corey, let's write our own love story!
Show me how to find your hidden castle
Even through I'm bald and kind of an a******
All the G1s* agree
Baby you're a f****** prize
And I wanna be in Corey's corner one day
If you knwo what I'm saying, guys
You're a classy, classy chick
I just wish you were a little more w****y
Oooooooooooh, oh, ooooh
Oooooooooooh, oh, ooooh
Oooooooooooh, oh, ooooh
Corey
YEAHEAHEEAEEEAH