Castlevania II With Lyrics Lyrics

"Seven years ago Simon Belmont defeated the evil Count Dracula. The Count's body was split into many parts and hidden away so he could never be resurrected. But just before he perished, Dracula laid a curse on Simon Belmont.

'I curse you!'
Now, Simon must travel to all corners of Transylvania, piece Dracula back together, and vanquish him once and for all, before it's too late."

Dracula! I am back-u-la,
To lay the smackula!
(Like Great-Grandpa Trevor)
Whippin' hearts, inhaling zombie farts,
I'll find your body parts so I can put you back together
I'll race all over the place and when I find your face,
I'm gonna smicka-smacka-slippa-slappa
Got your nose and I found your toes and your elbows and your tiny p****!

(Oh my god it's so tiny, how'd you ever have s** with this thing?)

Yeah, yeah!
Dracula, I will attack you brah, you'll be spectaculah, when I set you on fire
Drac appears every hundred years, but he'll cry b***** tears and wish he never was a vampire
I'll race all over the place when I find his face I'm gonna smicka-smacka-slippa-slappa
I'll amass his b**** o'brass and when I find his a** I'm gonna kick it
I'll race all over the place when I find your face... [Punches!]
Heya Drac, I gotcha in a sack, ya better watch your back
'cause I'm a vampire killa.