What's an oxymoron
A phrase that contradicts itself
That's an oxymoron
Like for instance, jumbo shrimp
That's an oxymoron
Military intelligence
That's an oxymoron
How about postal service
What's an oxymoron
Honest business ethics
That's an oxymoron
Family entertainment
A real oxymoron
Progressive conservative
That's an oxymoron
Don't forget cafeteria food
I'm so tiddly
I'm so tiddly
I'm so tiddly
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What's an oxymoron
A phrase that contradicts itself
That's an oxymoron
Like Canadian c**ture
That's an oxymoron
A Quebec intellectual
A real oxymoron
And my favorite: feminist comedy
What's an oxymoron
There's always: legal language
That's an oxymoron
Heavy metal music
That's an oxymoron
And mature students
Last but not least: safe s**!
I'm so tiddly
A phrase that contradicts itself
That's an oxymoron
Like for instance, jumbo shrimp
That's an oxymoron
Military intelligence
That's an oxymoron
How about postal service
What's an oxymoron
Honest business ethics
That's an oxymoron
Family entertainment
A real oxymoron
Progressive conservative
That's an oxymoron
Don't forget cafeteria food
I'm so tiddly
I'm so tiddly
I'm so tiddly
I'm so tiddly
What's an oxymoron
A phrase that contradicts itself
That's an oxymoron
Like Canadian c**ture
That's an oxymoron
A Quebec intellectual
A real oxymoron
And my favorite: feminist comedy
What's an oxymoron
There's always: legal language
That's an oxymoron
Heavy metal music
That's an oxymoron
And mature students
Last but not least: safe s**!
I'm so tiddly