I don't want to meet your dad
Don't want to hump your sister
Don't want to do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messin' around and givin' me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin
When you walk out I don't want to feel left out
'cause sooner or later its just over, over
I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants
I don't want to waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't want to be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want to learn to dance don't want to rent the limo
I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I'm not a h***
When you walk out I don't want to feel left out
'cause sooner or later its just over, over
I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants
I don't want to waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't want to be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you c***
And you just couldn't put up with that
So no your never taking me back
I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants
I don't want to waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
And I don't want to spend the time
And I don't need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend
Don't want to hump your sister
Don't want to do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messin' around and givin' me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin
When you walk out I don't want to feel left out
'cause sooner or later its just over, over
I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants
I don't want to waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't want to be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want to learn to dance don't want to rent the limo
I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I'm not a h***
When you walk out I don't want to feel left out
'cause sooner or later its just over, over
I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants
I don't want to waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't want to be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you c***
And you just couldn't put up with that
So no your never taking me back
I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants
I don't want to waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
And I don't want to spend the time
And I don't need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend