Hi there, nice to be with you,
Happy you could stick around.
Like to introduce, "Legs" Larry Smith, drums.
And, Sam Spoons, rhythm pole.
And, Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar,
And, Neil Innes, piano.
Come in, Rodney Slater, on the saxophone,
With, Roger Ruskin Spear, on tenor sax.
Hi, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet.
Big hello to big John Wayne, xylophone,
And, Robert Morley, guitar.
Billy Butlin, spoons,
And, looking very relaxed,
Adolf h*****, on vibes. Nnnice!
Princess Anne, on sousaphone, Mmmmm.
Introducing, Liberace, clarinet,
With, Garner "Ted" Armstrong on vocals.
Beep-doodly-ooobeedah-bee-bop.
Ooo-wee-ahh, ooo-wee-ahh.
Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing.
In the groove with Harold Wilson, violin,
And, Franklin McCormack, on harmonica.
Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele. Hi Eric!
On my left, Sir Kenneth Clark, bass sax.
A great honor, sir.
And specially flown in for us,
A session's gorilla, on vox humana.
Nice to see, Incredible Shrinking Man, on euphonium.
Drop out with, Peter Scott, on duck call.
Hearing from you later, Casanova, on horn.
Yeah!
Digging, General de Gaulle, on accordion.
Really wild, General! Thank you, sir.
Roy Rogers, on Trigger.
Tune in, Wild Man of Borneo, on bongos.
Count Basie Orchestra on triangle. Thank you.
Great to hear, the Rawlinsons, on trombone.
Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp.
And representing the flower people, Quasimodo, on bells.
Wonderful to hear, Brainiac, on banjo.
We welcome, Val Doonican, as himself.
"Hullo there, hullo there."
Very appealing, Max Jaffa, mmm, that's nice, Max!
What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor, on percussion.
And a great favourite, and a wonderful performer,
Of all of us here, J. Arthur Rank, on gong.
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Happy you could stick around.
Like to introduce, "Legs" Larry Smith, drums.
And, Sam Spoons, rhythm pole.
And, Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar,
And, Neil Innes, piano.
Come in, Rodney Slater, on the saxophone,
With, Roger Ruskin Spear, on tenor sax.
Hi, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet.
Big hello to big John Wayne, xylophone,
And, Robert Morley, guitar.
Billy Butlin, spoons,
And, looking very relaxed,
Adolf h*****, on vibes. Nnnice!
Princess Anne, on sousaphone, Mmmmm.
Introducing, Liberace, clarinet,
With, Garner "Ted" Armstrong on vocals.
Beep-doodly-ooobeedah-bee-bop.
Ooo-wee-ahh, ooo-wee-ahh.
Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing.
In the groove with Harold Wilson, violin,
And, Franklin McCormack, on harmonica.
Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele. Hi Eric!
On my left, Sir Kenneth Clark, bass sax.
A great honor, sir.
And specially flown in for us,
A session's gorilla, on vox humana.
Nice to see, Incredible Shrinking Man, on euphonium.
Drop out with, Peter Scott, on duck call.
Hearing from you later, Casanova, on horn.
Yeah!
Digging, General de Gaulle, on accordion.
Really wild, General! Thank you, sir.
Roy Rogers, on Trigger.
Tune in, Wild Man of Borneo, on bongos.
Count Basie Orchestra on triangle. Thank you.
Great to hear, the Rawlinsons, on trombone.
Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp.
And representing the flower people, Quasimodo, on bells.
Wonderful to hear, Brainiac, on banjo.
We welcome, Val Doonican, as himself.
"Hullo there, hullo there."
Very appealing, Max Jaffa, mmm, that's nice, Max!
What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor, on percussion.
And a great favourite, and a wonderful performer,
Of all of us here, J. Arthur Rank, on gong.
[Fade.]