There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow.
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire.
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on.
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the ka.za.chok he danced really wunderbar.
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze.
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on.
But when his drinking
and l******
and his hunger for power
became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous man
became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!"
declared his enemies
But the ladies begged
"Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin
had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute
they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us"
they kept demanding
And he really came.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.
Oh, those Russians.
He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow.
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire.
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on.
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the ka.za.chok he danced really wunderbar.
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze.
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on.
But when his drinking
and l******
and his hunger for power
became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous man
became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!"
declared his enemies
But the ladies begged
"Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin
had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute
they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us"
they kept demanding
And he really came.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.
Oh, those Russians.