You don't take a shower
You don't put the seat down
You hardly cook for me anymore
When I come home from the bar
Where I spend half the day
I remember when your manners didn't bug me
You used to aim when you'd pee
Now after frank and beans late at night
Well I can't hold it in
So I just let it fly
And it stinks like a meadow
Full of steaming cow pies
You could say "excuse me"
You could turn the fan on
You don't smell like flowers anymore
You don't put the seat down
You hardly cook for me anymore
When I come home from the bar
Where I spend half the day
I remember when your manners didn't bug me
You used to aim when you'd pee
Now after frank and beans late at night
Well I can't hold it in
So I just let it fly
And it stinks like a meadow
Full of steaming cow pies
You could say "excuse me"
You could turn the fan on
You don't smell like flowers anymore