[Parody of "You s**y Thing" by Hot Chocolate]
I believe in silicone, Where're they from? You chesty thing (Busty thing you), Can't believe them busticles, But beware your tongue you chesty thing.
Where did the come from baby? How did you grow them honeydews? You gotta know that everything I prayed for, You gotta know they're worth more than you paid for,
Yes I know that I'm one of the homely people, But now you're dancing next to me, Thirty eight Double D's.
I believe in silicone, Here they come, You chesty thing (Busty thing you), Nice and round and spherical,
But beware your tongue you chesty thing, Watch 'em all be long you chesty thing.
Hoh, Slap me, I love the way you shake 'em baby, Hoh, Buropski time (Chesty thing X2),
Hoh, Love the way you shake 'em mamma (Chesty thing X2), Come on in and slap me baby (Chesty thing X2),
Ho, Hurt me, Ho, Hit me, Love that way they flap around, Ho, Hurt me.
I believe in silicone, Where're they from? You chesty thing (Busty thing you), Can't believe them busticles, But beware your tongue you chesty thing.
Where did the come from baby? How did you grow them honeydews? You gotta know that everything I prayed for, You gotta know they're worth more than you paid for,
Yes I know that I'm one of the homely people, But now you're dancing next to me, Thirty eight Double D's.
I believe in silicone, Here they come, You chesty thing (Busty thing you), Nice and round and spherical,
But beware your tongue you chesty thing, Watch 'em all be long you chesty thing.
Hoh, Slap me, I love the way you shake 'em baby, Hoh, Buropski time (Chesty thing X2),
Hoh, Love the way you shake 'em mamma (Chesty thing X2), Come on in and slap me baby (Chesty thing X2),
Ho, Hurt me, Ho, Hit me, Love that way they flap around, Ho, Hurt me.