School's Out of Ammo Lyrics

(Parody of School's Out by Alic Cooper)

Well we've got to frisk
All the girls and boys
They got grown up toys
And they make big noise
Well we can't suspend 'em
Cause they might get mad
And when they shoot you
That's a drag

School's got a real b**mer
Schools need metal detectors
Kids aren't safe at recess
Kids with weapons
Just ain't right
Should be having
Spitball fights

Well they've got backpacks
Where they hide their a***nals
And they've lost their innocence
They should be reading nursery rhymes
Schools out of weapons
Schools out of ammo
Schools will be safe for teacher
When kids stop packing pieces