[Parody of "Me and Mrs. Jones" By Billy Paul]
Me and Mrs. Claus, We got a thing going on, We both know that it's naughty, But when Santa's gone, We're loose at the North Pole now,
We meet every Christmas Eve, As Kris Kringle leaves, 6:30, The reindeer team's in the air,
s**y toys making all kinds of noise, While the jack-in-the-box displays her mistletoe thong.
Me and Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, We've got a thing going on,
We've gotta be extra careful, We've got those toys to build, And I'm just a Santa's workshop guy,
I want to sneak off and unwrap you behind the old man's sleigh same time as last year, Rudolph knows, And Frosty knows, And even Herby knows that it's wrong.
Me and Mrs. Claus, We got a thing going on, We both know that it's naughty, But when Santa's gone, We're loose at the North Pole now,
We meet every Christmas Eve, As Kris Kringle leaves, 6:30, The reindeer team's in the air,
s**y toys making all kinds of noise, While the jack-in-the-box displays her mistletoe thong.
Me and Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, We've got a thing going on,
We've gotta be extra careful, We've got those toys to build, And I'm just a Santa's workshop guy,
I want to sneak off and unwrap you behind the old man's sleigh same time as last year, Rudolph knows, And Frosty knows, And even Herby knows that it's wrong.