Hmm-umm, daten-da-dah, umm, umm.
I needa a good woman, it would be ecstasy,
But nothin' that's human would get next to me.
I said, a-umm, yeah, she's fine.
I'll take her.
[Sounds of someone blowing up an inflatable object.]
Ugh!
Inflatable woman, nothin' much inside.
she's my blow-up bride.
I picked her up at the discount store.
I took her home and threw her on the floor.
She looked at me with that vacant stare.
I could tell she was my kind of air--
Headed woman, gonna make her mine.
she's practically human, as close as I could find.
[Short instrumental break with more blowing up sounds.]
Inflatable woman, layin' next to me.
If only she could see.
she's a real cheap date at night.
she's quiet and don't have much appetite.
And if I feel like givin' her a smack,
She always finds a way to burst right back.
My woman, my little rubber maid.
Inflatable woman, I can always get lay-ay-ay-tex.
[Instrumental and blowing up sounds to end.]
[Bursting sound.]
[Crying.]
I needa a good woman, it would be ecstasy,
But nothin' that's human would get next to me.
I said, a-umm, yeah, she's fine.
I'll take her.
[Sounds of someone blowing up an inflatable object.]
Ugh!
Inflatable woman, nothin' much inside.
she's my blow-up bride.
I picked her up at the discount store.
I took her home and threw her on the floor.
She looked at me with that vacant stare.
I could tell she was my kind of air--
Headed woman, gonna make her mine.
she's practically human, as close as I could find.
[Short instrumental break with more blowing up sounds.]
Inflatable woman, layin' next to me.
If only she could see.
she's a real cheap date at night.
she's quiet and don't have much appetite.
And if I feel like givin' her a smack,
She always finds a way to burst right back.
My woman, my little rubber maid.
Inflatable woman, I can always get lay-ay-ay-tex.
[Instrumental and blowing up sounds to end.]
[Bursting sound.]
[Crying.]