Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
About my virtual trip
It started from my IBM
With a simple little click
I tried to surf the internet
Things did not go well
I wound up in a chat room with
Survivor geeks from hell
He's trapped in cyber hell
They won't shut up
I can't escape this AOL nightmare
If I signed onto Prodigy
I'll bet they'd find me there
Those geeks are everywhere
I'm stuck inside the world wide web
With wierdos I don't know
I hit it once, unplugged the phone
I can't break out, I can't break in
In s**xy chat, oh my God
I'm trapped on the internet
About my virtual trip
It started from my IBM
With a simple little click
I tried to surf the internet
Things did not go well
I wound up in a chat room with
Survivor geeks from hell
He's trapped in cyber hell
They won't shut up
I can't escape this AOL nightmare
If I signed onto Prodigy
I'll bet they'd find me there
Those geeks are everywhere
I'm stuck inside the world wide web
With wierdos I don't know
I hit it once, unplugged the phone
I can't break out, I can't break in
In s**xy chat, oh my God
I'm trapped on the internet