Fat Father (skit) Lyrics

[Beeping noise...]
[Cough!]
[Bizarre:]'Ey yo! This Bizarre, and ya'll listenin' to the Handi-cap Circus,
I'm 'bout to call my man fat father I write quit[?],
That's my joke partner,
Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum s***, I call this big a** n**** up!
Let's call him up, see what the f*** he got to say!
[Beeping as numbers on phone being pushed...]
[Dial Tone...]
[Fat Father:] Yep!
[Bizarre:] What up man!
[Fat Father:] What up!
[Bizarre:] What's crackin'?
[Fat Father:] Man slow-motion man, but I...I caught up with it.
[Bizarre:] Are..are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'?
[Fat Father:] Hell no.....having a meeting man!
[Bizarre:] Ok, you tryna get on the police-force?
[Fat Father:] [laughs] Nooo, n****...hey man, hey you probably the private n***** that fried bacon naked so the grease will pop you!
[Bizarre:] [Laughs]
[Fat Father:] [Laughs]
[Bizarre:] Where'd you get that one from?
[Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs]
[Bizarre:] Oh, nah! You got this one call from [???]
[Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs]
[Fat Father:] Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a n***** cream [??]
[Bizarre:] [Laughs]
[Fat Father:] [Laughs]
[Bizarre:] Where the f*** you get that one from?
[Fat Father:] [Laughs] That's new s*** dog! Freshly published!
[Bizarre:] And, and hows you [?]
[Fat Father:] [Laughs] Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs!
[Bizarre:] [Laughs]
[Fat Father:] [Laughs]